An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
(Robert Heinlein - American Novelist)

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
(Robert Heinlein - American Novelist)

Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
(Napolean Bonaparte - French Military & Political Leader)

He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it easier to do it a second time.
(Thomas Jefferson - Former President of U.S.A.) 

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
(Charles De Gaulle - Former President of French Republic)

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
(Will Rogers - American Humorist/Comedian)

Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid for any more than they do. 
(Elbert Hubbard - American Writer/Artist)

It’s better to be silent and thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt. 
(Abraham Lincoln - Former President of U.S.A.)

A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg. 
(Samuel Butler - Novelist)

Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.
(Oscar Wilde - Irish Writer)

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
(Albert Einstein - German Physicist)

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
(George Bernard Shaw - Irish Playwright)

The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew every time he sees me, while all the rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
(George Bernard Shaw - Irish Playwright)

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights.
(Indira Gandhi - Former Prime Minister of India)

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.
(Robert Heinlein - American Novelist)

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
(Albert Einstein - German Physicist)

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
(Rich Cook)